Vol. 3, Issue #19 Oct. 10th - Oct. 23rd, 2008
O))) Beamed out of My Mind: By: H. Barry Zimmerman If Would’a bee The Susan Atkins Diet is recording on Game Day. It is Oct. 8 and tomorrow will be John Lennon’s birthday the 9th, NONzine drops on the 10th (David Lee Roth’s birthday) Yesterday was John Cougar’s birthday, three days ago. Phase two of metal begins with the release of Van Halen I in the month of Disco, it literally killed Bob Segar (even though he’s still walking ‘round) (Who is the top three post Eddie (the burner) bands?) 3. Van Halen (the first four albums) That’s right! No fucking Metalica. Had all four members of Metalica died in the bus wreck that killed Cliff Burton Metalica would be haled as the Devil in Devilville. Lars just out lived his legend. James has dreams where Lars is being eaten alive by retched angels. Kirk digs his new boots. (Man, are you killing me with Van Halen? They sucked harder than Metalica) 3. Gwar Mikey’s choice: Mama Sweet (“That guy sounds just like Steve Earle.”) It will be reported next week that Republican hopeful John McCain has been romantically linked to British thespian Peter O’Toole since the two of them were introduced at an LSD party in 1974 in the Hollywood Hills. O)))! |
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