Vol. 3, Issue #7 April 4th - April 17th, 2008

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Beamed out of My Mind:
Crime Scene Mojo

By: H. Barry Zimmerman

On April 1, 2008 the news hit the airwaves and the world ignored the facts, as is the way. The news was in two parts with six sub-parts, each containing multiple double subs, including one half part which was once a whole, the sentence or premises ended with a coma, not a period indicating that some fact had been omitted.

The Truth, which is elusive by Nature, but in this case the facts are all sketchy, yet plainly expressed in anagrams.

The meat and potatoes of the “release” was that in the year 2007.5 the Birds world wide were infected with a Gas which was spread upon the world pop u lation by commercial airlines who were in Cahoots w/ an Agent of D.U.N.T. (Destroy Utopia, Negate Truth) a Secret Club of the World’s Tallest, wealthy bunch of Secret Fascist that the world has ever known. This Agent was called Desi.

The plan was to make the Birds respond violently to Music.

In S.E. Oklahoma there has been reports of backyard barbeque parties being attacked by viscous cubbies of quail, Gangs of Grackles, and flocks of Seagulls.

Here in Mid-State, there has been 35 Reports of 21st Century Hippies, (who were all coincidently listening to American Beauty by the Grateful Dead) being attacked by Roving Herds of Right-Wing Hawks. White Kids with Dreads have been a favorite target of the new Blue Jay Way.

The Pope has suggested that we all pray and wear thick head gear.

The President is suggesting that we “Watch It.”
The Cow says Moo.

Top 10 Indie Records:

1. R.E.M.: Murmur
2. Husker Du: New Day Rising
3. The Smiths: The Queen is Dead
4. The Replacements: Let It Be
5. Dinosaur Jr: Dinosaur
6. The Cure: Boys Don’t Cry
7. The Sugarcubes: Life’s Too Good
8. Butthole Surfers: Rembrandt Pussyhorse
9. Sonic Youth: Evol
10. The Flaming Lips: Oh My Gawd

Watch the skies… O)))!

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